Monday, June 27, 2005

Quiz: You are in a classical pornographic narrative. Whose appearance should you dread the most?

A. The German
B. The Italian
C. The Englishman

Post your answer. Be Strong! You were not made to cower! You know this. Win something! Answer next week.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The German, obviously (think Captain Blicero). The Italians are Bell'Antonios with no history of sexual violence; the English are more likely to accidentally kill themselves through autoerotic fantasy (to wit, The Ruling Class).

Jordan said...

Hey, at least German will make it interesting. I fear the Englishman might bore me to death.