Please Stop Defaming the German People

I appeal to you, kind readers, in the spirit of internationalism, of humanity and tolerance -in the name of two World Wars -please, let us reconsider our troubled and hate-filled prejudice against the German people. All of the submitted answers to our little quiz universally singled out the Teutons as a race of erotic dread for the darkest of reasons. I know, I know we’ve all seen the video and asked ourselves: “that seems like a perfectly nice young girl -holy crap! Don’t the German people have bathrooms?” And yet we must move beyond this, like Reagan at Bitburg, or reporting before the Tower Comission. It is not the Germans we must fear in the bedroom or dungeon in the CLASSICAL pornographic narrative, but the perfidious Albion.