Wednesday, September 21, 2005

A Narcissist's Guide to China

Are these Chinese People looking at me?
Are they talking about me in Chinese?
What are the girls saying about me as I leave the boat?
What would I do if I had a really long wall like this?
Do I need these?
Should I get a great big glass sarcophagus like this? Would as many people come?
Is this dish coming toward me?
Is that my bag?
Does the tour guide recognize that I’m different than the others?
Could I do that?
Would I look good in that?
Would you take a picture of me? Just me.
When does the fitness center close?