13. Death

All my phones rang again. A monstrous purring gargling growl answered, a throat that had been shredded and razored on endless black nights, that spoke like a bad burn, and shrieked like a rape in a rusted freight car. I knew it at once. It was Baal. The lead singer for “Dark Cum”. I had done some research for them for their last album RAPEWORLD. Baal’s voice blew out of the receiver:

HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! DO NOT FORGET TO MAKE DUE OBEISANCE & LEAVE APPROPRIATE SPACE TO HAIL OUR DARK LORD WHO SHALL TRIUMPH OVER THE LIAR JESUS CHRIST WHO WAS NOT CRUCIFIED, BUT SIMON CYRENE & WHO HOLDS NO POWER OVER THE SON OF MORNING NOR HIS ARCHONS OR I WILL CHOKE YOUR DOG WITH MY BALLS I WILL CHOKE YOUR DOG WITH MY BALLS I WILL CHOKE YOUR DOG WITH MY BALLS I WILL CHOKE YOUR DOG WITH MY BALLS I WILL CHOKE YOUR DOG WITH MY BALLS /THEN I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A FLYSWATTER

There were the appropriate chord changes and fiery licks.

ALSO YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT DARK CUM SUPPORTS RECYCLING BECAUSE IT PLEASES OUR LORD BECAUSE IT DENIES THAT ALL REDEMPTION & REBIRTH MUST COME THROUGH THE NAZARENE. I WILL CHOKE YOUR DOG WITH MY BALLS I WILL CHOKE YOUR DOG WITH MY BALLS I WILL CHOKE YOUR DOG WITH MY BALLS I WILL CHOKE YOUR DOG WITH MY BALLS I WILL CHOKE YOUR DOG WITH MY BALLS

“That’s great, Barry. How’s you’re Mom?”


I TOLD HER TO STRIP TO SUCK THE BLOOD AND THE SHIT THE BLOOD AND THE THE SHIT THE BLOOD AND THE SHIT I TOLD HER TO SUCK IT SUCK IT NOW SUCK IT SUCK THE BLOOD AND THE SHIT THE BLOOD AND THE SHIT THE BLOOD AND THE SHIT THE BLOOD AND THE SHIT THE BLOOD S U C K THE SHIT THEN I TOOK HER TO SEE THAT PENGUIN MOVIE

After Barry spoke unholy drums pounded, like automatic rifle fire, or rapid punches to the abdomen. So I supposed that Wayne must be there, too.